5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Psych Major

Even tho this is funny as well as something that we all thought, it could still be true.I am reblogging this, hoping that “mistressoftheink, does not mind and does not evaluate my mind. Follow the link back to her link if you so wish. I wish that I had her skills at writing but at 70, that ship has sailed.

InkBlots and IceBergs

The Trouble with Dating a Psychology Student Image courtesy of Psychology Comedy

  1. They’re crazy. Seriously. I’ve had many people (mostly my students) ask me whether it’s true that going into psychology will eventually make you crazy yourself. I always tell them it’s absolutely not true. See, the truth is, it’s the other way around—you have to already be pretty twisted before you go into psychology.

Image from The Adventures of Psychology Student Platypus as found on Pinterest Image courtesy of The Adventures of Psychology Student Platypus as found on Pinterest

  

  1. It’s true what you’ve always suspected—they are secretly diagnosing you. They have this little checklist in their heads enumerating the signs and symptoms of the major psychological disorders—schizophrenia, mood disorders, anxiety disorders, and most especially, personality disorders.

You: “Did you hear that?
Psych major: “Hear what?
You: “Nothing. I just thought I heard something.

Inside the psych major’s head:
Auditory hallucinations, check. Just one more evidence of either delusions, disorganized…

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